Saturday, January 26, 2008

Pardon Sir, Which Way To The Polo Club?

In preparation for my formal Theatre training, I've decided it's time to begin living alternate lives via new characters of my own (or Mom's) devise.

Meet: Ms. Virginia Elizabeth-Anne Warren Hutchinson.

"The consequences were quite profound when the Williamsburg colonial legislature departed from English law in 1662, don't you think?"

"Margaret, did you hear the news? The old Helmsley plantation on the North Fork is being sold! Such a prime parcel of land, surely my Winston will make an offer."

Atticus, that rascal, always running amongst the hedges. What am I to do about that child!

Why thank you, this coat was imported from one of the finest clothiers in all of Paris.

AFC Championship

Funny story - last year around this time both Mommy and Daddy were excited about the NFL Playoffs. See, both the Ravens and Chargers were favored to reach the Superbowl, and Dad promised Mom that if either team made it to the big game, a Superbowl trip to Miami was in the cards.

Instead, both teams were losers in the AFC Divisional Round, and a last minute trip to Costa Rica was planned... to honor this star-crossed event, we of course had to root on the Chargers last weekend in the AFC Championship. What better way to do it, than to drop me right in to my very first sportsbar experience. The venue? Blondies on 79th in the UWS, a Patriots bar, of course.

Note The Bow - Lest I Be Confused For A Dude

Did You Know LaDainian hails from Waco, TX? Mom Does!

Too Many TVs, I Cant Help But Watch Them All

Right Before Kaeding Missed What Seemed Like His Fifth Fieldgoal

Dejected and Tired Following The Loss

Stefanie and Matt - Before The Tequila

The Morning After - Mom Get's "Headpiecey"



Dr. Evil?

Girlfriends

So a few weeks back, Mommy took me over to Carolyn and Nicole's house. It was my first time visiting her pad, and I gotta say, the feel of fine Italian leather suits me well. I should get Dad on that so he can deck out my papasan-rocker with a nice piece of tanned cowhide.

Here's a few snaps of Carolyn and I sitting back and doing our thing over girl-talk.


Hey, Can I Borrow Your Shoesocks?

So, Seriously, Can I? They're killer!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Alvin and the Tamias striatus

First, a lesson on the Tamias striatus (aka. the Chipmunk) ...

This interesting little inhabitant of North America's eastern forests and fence rows is a favorite of young and old alike. Cottagers and campers have found that, if safeguarded, it soon becomes bold enough to accept food held out to it, much of which is hoarded for the future. Chipmunks construct extensive burrow systems, often more than 3.5 m in length and with one or more well-concealed entrances. In addition to the main chamber, blind storage tunnels are constructed to accommodate the winter food supply. The sleeping quarters are kept scrupulously clean -- shells and husks are stuffed away into refuse tunnels. Chipmunks eat a wide variety of seed, fruit, and nuts. They are also fond of corn and sunflower seeds. In the autumn they may store as much as seven litres of food for winter use. The scientific name, Tamias, means 'steward' in Latin. Preyed upon by hawks, foxes, and weasels, they may also fall victim to domestic cats.

Pops tried to teach me about these small native creatures of the woodland Northeast, but honestly, I could care less about burrow systems and the latin word for 'steward'... instead, I've been focusing lately on the mastery of Chipmunk language - courtesy of my guys, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Dad says, find any child of the televised 80's, and you'll find someone whose Saturday morning cartoon expertise allows for them to easily sing the following in tune, "Ooo Eeee, Ooooo Ah Ah, Ching-Chang, Walla-Walla Bing Bang." I love that song! It's stuck in my mind all day, and with the news of an A&C-munk movie hitting theatres recently, I'm pumped for it's release on DVD.

In many ways, I consider myself similar to a chipmunk.

For instance, I'm definitely gettin fat. Mom keeps up with my need for regular feedings, and in doing so, I'm chubbing up real quick. Having crossed the 12lb. plateau at my last weigh-in, these rolls are just packing on... but it's all good. I figure I got a late start on preparing for winter hibernation, so news years resolution be foresaken, I'm happy getting pleasantly plump.

Mostly though, the Chipmunks are really helping me to learn my first foreign language.

Having now mastered the "Ooooh" and "Ehhh" sounds common for those my age, I'm quickly adopting harder consonent sounds like "Kah", "De", "Baah" and "Grr". I even rolled my first "R" (like in Margarrrrita) the other day (Mom's work). Much of my linguistic prowess is owed to Mom - she spends countless hours a day talking to me, encouraging interaction, and always flashes those pearly whites - to bring about my own smiles. Will give you another update on my talking once I string together a few syllables. In the interim, here's some new candids of me dressed in the traditional garb of Chulajuana and East Baltimore natives.


Seriously, is there anything redeeming about domesticated cats? I don't think so.



Stop Snitchin'

Note The Matching Ensemble and Seating

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Urban Babies

In preparation for a long night of "partying" (cranky 2AM feedings), there's nothing I like to do more than to kick back with a good book... although, being interupted during my read is something I could definitely do without.



Mom caught some candids last week - between my book time and the appointment at the Bloomingdale's sunglass paviliaion.



I Mean Really, Do You Mind!?!

A Page From The Books Penned by Bono and Corey Hart

Yup, I Skinned The Leopard

Hold Me!

"Chief!"

Grandpa and Nonni!

Jay and Michelle!
The Source of The Ermanis Good Looks, Vecmam!
Three Generations
Aunt Dee!
Jeffrey!
Atul
Nicholas
Uncle Jonathan!
Loooooonnnnngggggg
Katie!
Cat and Melinda!
Self Portrait
Button



Larisa!


Chubber

Subway Travels Yield Our New Home!

So big news around these parts - Mom and Dad have decided to take the plunge and move to Brooklyn. We need a quiet, family oriented yet still alive and bustling New York neighborhood, and we found it in Brooklyn Heights. More news to come here, but we've already committed to the subways as our new form of transit, and are excited to finally have what really is a fantastic space. Move-in date: March 1, 2008. House Warming: TBD

First Train Whoosh As A Family


Hipster, or Snowboarder?


Fraulein Maria, Are These The Drapes?


A Taste Of Things To Come

Turkey, Cranberry Sauce & My Crew

So the Holiday season has come and gone - sorry for going M.I.A. for a while, but with all this hub-bub and traveling, it's been hard to catch some time for myself.


Now that I've collected my breath, here's a recap:
  • Holiday travel is a nightmare. 15 total hrs on the road, to and from Baltimore. That old adage about babies loving to sleep in a moving car? Yeah, I heard about it too and I'm not biting. Driving backwards makes me queazy and I want to be involved in the conversation (normally "Name That Tune" between Mom and Dad). No to silence, instead, for much of the ride I tried to squeak/whimper every few seconds just to make sure they knew I was awake and not happy for being unengaged. Speaking of being involved ...

Don't Get Your Hopes Up, I Don't Travel This Well

  • Note to all new parents, holiday get togethers are a great way to get some down time. Since I'm just such a big fan of people, Mom and Dad were quick to toss me in to the arms of other loved ones, and out of there's. 72 hrs with minimal diaper duty? Vintage. It was like Hot Potato with me - hopping from one set of arms to another. Loved the interaction with everyone.
  • Holiday clothes ... torture? Since Mom and Dad's family/friends have doted upon them countless "cute" outfits for me, Mom finds it in her to once a day dress me in a new getup. Some I like, some I dont. (I sense "Fashion Hour" will become a theme for later posts.)

Pilgrims, Nope, Don't Care For Them
  • Who would have guessed that among the family recipes used for Thanksgiving dinner, it would be Mommy's recipe that called for the liquor laced cranberry sauce, and Dad's overly dramatized turkey?
Looks Like A Party
  • The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade does NOT run down 5th Avenue, like Daddy incorrectly predicted that morning when we ventured out to the streets to catch the floats and balloons... (lesson learned, believe it or not, it concludes at Macy's, a few blocks away)

  • Pumpkin onesies are a solid color. Speaking of orange, Aunt Larisa happens to have both an orange wall and my cousin, Lola. Lola's a story for another time, but Larisa's Christo & Jean-Claude inspired dining room is a sight to be seen. We had the World's Greatest Crabcakes while there, but I would have really perferred not having been stuck along with the winerack.

Looks like the '99 Shiraz, or the '04 Cab

On My Way To Connoisseur Status

  • During lamaze class, the couple seated across from Mommy couldnt help but be nonstop chuckle-house every time the class panted as a group. Mom and Dad liked them immediately. That's how Nicole and Matt became their "going through it too" friends and they've since shared many of thier same experiences. As luck would have it, my first BFF would be their daughter Carolyn, who was born three days before me. Got a partner in crime now, and pumped about it.
  • If one ever needs to fulfill a "jumping into a pile of leaves" fantasy, look no further than Wilmslow Rd in Baltimore. (I can't wait)
  • I really like waking up to the world - discovering my hands - and learning to smack around the toy birds that are attached to my vibrating chair.
  • Holiday season was truly special in finally providing a time for all the extended family to come together. A veritable melting pot, with Grandpa and Nonni coming in all the way from Los Angeles, "Vec vectavs" Dzint joining from the Jersey shore, all of Ryan and Larisa's family, and several family friends. I was worn out the night of our houseparty, that I had my first 10 continuous hour sleep period... a pattern I've learned to repeat. Speaking of which, I'm beat. Will share more soon.
Last Picture Of Me As a "Small" Infant



Dad Continues To Believe This A Form Of Childabuse