... And Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty

It took a while, but Mom finally figured out the lighting on the camera... Not a moment too soon, because I was tired of people inferring I had brown eyes. Baby Blues, Baby.

In fact, Mugatu just invited me to headline his new "Shabby Baby" collection.

It's a walk off!

I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius!

When you gonna drop Magnum on us, Girlfriend?

Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre?

Yes, It's From the KMart Jaclyn Smith Collection.