Rubba Dub Dub

Long overdue - first bath photos.

What is going on here?

"It's too hot for a Penguin to be just walkin' around"

"Stop looking at me, swan."

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair."

"Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."

"Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

"Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and wanted to see one."

And I'm spent.

Movie of the Proceedings (WARNING - FULL FRONTAL)

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